Kid: (sorry, don't remember which one. They're both equally annoying) Are you cold?
Me: No..
Kid: You're not cold?
Me: Nope..
Kid: I am
Kid: Can we turn the heat on?
Me: Are you crazy?
Kid: No. I'm FREEEEEEZZZIINNNGGG
Me: Y'know, you'll be lucky if one of your Christmas gifts is having the heat turned on!!!
Just so you know, both kids had on shorts, t-shirts and barefooted AND had all the windows open. Do you THINK they thought about closing the windows, putting on socks OR sweats?
Nah...
That would require something called a brain!
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